Welcome Space fans!!
I'm Zig and next to me is my wife Sylvie, were here today to bring you the latest news!!!
Recent reports over at sector 7 have reported a large influx of asteroid fields coming in from sector 6.
The individual who reported had this to say, " Well I was trying to form my fleet to divide them into their groups (Background; He's Lying!!! He was trying to kill me!!!!!) ....when they came out of nowhere my fleet managed to get out with the exception of my capital ships which took the brunt of the force. Man it was scary. (Background; Someone help me!!!!! He's trying to kill me!!!!)
We thanked the individual and let him go on his way. On other news we have reports coming in right now about a players body being found....lets see....wow he was found a block away from here. Poor guy wish we could've done something. What do you think Sylvie, "I don't care when are we going to visit your mother?"
Umm....thank you Sylvie, Well that's it for today, and remember, were sponsored by Battle Wolf Corporations, and by Wascally Wabbits Its the Wabbiest. Were also sponsored by viewers like you, thank you!
(Background; Sylvie, we won't see her till next week you got to learn to let things go. Your going to get wrink"OUMPH!!!"........why.........hit....me...?)
I want something like this cause its funny and with natural and random it can be done. xp